Riddle Me This
Twenty-three questions. Twenty-two answers of one syllable. One golden exception.
Should I tell my wife that I was originally interested in her sister?
No.Is it normal that my barber knows more about my marriage than my spouse does?
No.If my dog avoids me after karaoke night, should I apologize to him?
No.Should I invest my retirement savings into a cryptocurrency recommended by a guy named “Tank”?
No.If I put “LOL” after a threat, does it legally become a joke?
No.Is buying a sword online at 2:00 a.m. usually the beginning of a good decision?
No.I have tried to cancel this damn Girls Gone Wild VHS Subscription Service for nearly 20 years. Is this company ever going to stop charging me for a mistake I made on a lonely night at 3:30 a.m., 15 years ago?
No.Should I tell coworkers I once cried during a Buffalo Wild Wings commercial?
No.Is it wise to reconnect with an ex during Mercury retrograde and three margaritas?
No.If my uncle says “trust me” before every business proposal, should I trust him?
No.Can I save my marriage by purchasing a jet ski?
No.If I lose an argument, should I suddenly bring up something from 1998?
No.Is a garage freezer full of unmarked meat ever a positive sign?
No.Should I ask my doctor if stress can legally be classified as a preexisting condition?
No.If the group chat is named “Do NOT Screenshot This,” should I leave immediately?
No.Should I begin every legal argument with “Well actually…”?
No.Is it a good sign if the wedding DJ is also serving as security?
No.If a motivational speaker had five rehab stints, four DUIs, three ex-wives, two catfish loves and three bankruptcies since sixteen, should I still buy the platinum package?
No.Should I try singing that countdown in the last question to the tune of The 12 Days of Christmas?
Yes.Can a relationship survive after someone says, “Well, I Mean, Technically…”?
No.Should I tell my children that Dad’s “business trip” was actually a failed hibachi restaurant venture?
No.When is the right time to enter the exciting world of pet raccoon ownership?
No.Were Ross and Rachel on a Break?
No.Have another question? The answer is almost certainly “No.”