About this project

DOWNLOAD THE APP!! PLAY LIVE, AGAINST YOUR CLASSMATES, NOW! JACKIE SMILES IS HERE TO GIVE IT ALL AWAY...VALUABLE PRIZES!! You can win a mansion! [NO THEY CAN'T!] A Yacht! [NOBODY IS WINNING A BOAT! WE DON'T GIVE AWAY BOATS!] Your own string of polop-o-nies! [what...wait - polop.. that's POLO PONIES you moron! AND WE"RE NOT GIVING THOSE AWAY EITHER!] Play on your phone or online. Play with friends as a team or versus mode...COMING SOON - "SCHOOL vs SCHOOL" Versus Mode! The questions come fast and so do millions in valuable prizes*. *Prizes shown are fake, not real, not given away, a joke, aspirational, hypothetical, emotional, metaphorical, fictional, unavailable, discontinued, misplaced, currently being “looked into,” or never existed in the first place. Host is a moron. His statements are not promises, offers, warranties, representations, guarantees, inducements, assurances, admissions, admissions against interest, or statements made by anyone with authority, knowledge, shame, supervision, a brain, or access to inventory. Truth be told – we barely know this guy (and already none of us like him.) Actual prizes may include only: sun exposure, regret, a coupon for an expired coupon, one free spin (not a wheel...you just like spin around), a commemorative shrug, premium disappointment, and the right to tell people you scored higher than you did (You know...like you did with the LSAT.) Odds of winning are "Zero Point Zero" because AGAIN!! - WE DON’T GIVE AWAY PRIZES! Does anyone know who hired this guy? Is he eve an employee? How did he get in here? STOP THE SHOW!! (And if you caught the Honeymooners and Animal House easter eggs, you're awesome...but still no prize.)